Mangroomer Electric Back-Hair Shaver

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While searching for a manly beard Trimmer on Amazon, I came across the Mangroomer Electric Back Hair Shaver.  Now that's a niche I never thought I'd see filled.  Well done Mangroomer Enterprises LLC.  Featuring a telescoping handle, the Mangroomer claims that one's anterior forest can be managed solo, which is fortunate for obvious reasons.

Now, while I mock this product because of it's implicit funnyness, I wouldn't hesitate to suggest that the Mangroomer Electric Back Hair Shaver could be made much more manly if it weren't battery operated.  When men want to groom, they want to groom, damn it!  That means we expect a device such as this to be sitting in it's recharger/holster slowly blinking, ready for our on-a-whim back grooming needs.  We don't want to mess around with batteries going flat or being unable to pry open the battery cover obviously designed for little girly fingers.  Please note: I've never used this product nor changed the batteries in it, nor seen the battery bay.

Neo-Fight.tv reviews the product in "Episode 113 - Mangroomer" (below).  This includes a live demonstration by the particularly hairy Mr X.  The comments on this video at YouTube make it clear that there are two types of people in the world: People who find back-hair funny, and people who are mortally offended by insensitive treatment of this affliction.  If you are the latter, you have my apologies.